King of the Hill

[DAMNIT]

Here is a game with moderately simple ( ) rules.

There is a hill. And one person starts by building something on the hill.

The next poster writes how they will destroy the building on the hill that was made by the previous poster and will then make a new building to replace the building on the hill (only one building per hill and no making new hills )

The next poster will do the same.

Got it? no? here is an example:

Person 1: I build a hospital on the hill
Person 2: A disease, starting from a patient, spreads and kills everyone in the hospital. The hospital was then taken down. I build a fort on the hill
Person 3: I bomb and destroy the fort with mortars. I then make a school over the rubbles.

Now get it?

I'll start:






I build a factory on the hill.

[Underrated]

I decide to go and infect one worker in the factory and the infection spreads and the factory is forced to close.

I build a mall on the hill.

[DAMNIT]

I secretly change all the prices of the objects being sold in the mall to quadruple their former cost, and no one goes there to buy the severely overpriced merchandise. The mall is forced to close.

I build a graveyard on the hill.

[Underrated]

It was so spooky that people who lived near the hill demanded that it was to be removed, so they had to remove it

I built a Burger King's restaurant on the hill.

[Daniel Tak]

Unfortunately, a lightning storm hit a customer entering the store, and everyone was worried about having a food place on that hill.

I build a lightning rod on top of the hill to intercept any future lightning bolts.

[Underrated]

There was a catch though; the rod absorbed energy from villages around the hill in order to function, so it had to be taken down.

I build a................. school on the hill.

[DAMNIT]

The school buses couldn't drive up the hill safely because the hill was to steep. the school was abandoned.

I build a fixed gun on the hill.

[Ezio]

Chuck Norris destoyed the gun.

I built Chuck Norris

[DAMNIT]

I send chuck norris to kill chuck norris. My chuck norris is superior... because it just is and therefore it wins

I build a ice cream store on the hill.

[Ezio]

Chuck Norris round house kicks it

I build a fatal chemical substance

[Prototype]

Chuck Norris makes the chemical leave out of fear

I build a factory made of cockroaches

[Ezio]

thingyroaches?

One of them got sick and then all of them died.

I build God

[Prototype]

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[Ezio]

let me try cockroaches

[Ezio]

it automatically changed it

[Ezio]

anyway 2 others dont forget

i built god

[DAMNIT]

I send 5 other gods to eliminate your god. I put a lamp on the hill.


btw, the cockaroaches thing happens because of the filter. i will changeit so it will not filter it

edit: better now ;D

[Ezio]

ok the lamp gets round housed kick by Chuck Norris. I put ur mom on the hill

[DAMNIT]

i tell my mom to leave the hill. she leaves the hill because shes bored of doing nothing.

i put 1,000 people on the hill who are IMMUNE to chuck norris >_>

[Ezio]

NOTHING is immune 2 Chuck Norris, but whtever. I send a god. He kills everyone. I put Luke Skywalker on the hill